Debbie's Weblog

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Just popping in to say that I am so absolutely tired that my brain is just not able to put two sensible words together, never mind to think of something interesting to say. I will get my act together, well maybe. I'll leave you with one word of wisdom. When you're tired go to bed and sleep, it does you the world of good. Night night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

P.S Just in case you think that I am going to bed in the middle of the afternoon, this weblog is the produce of the U.S.A so it's a bit behind us in the U.K. The correct time is 22.09pm.

Monday, August 26, 2002

I read this today and thought it was funny.

A four year old girl was at the doctors for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?". The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked "Do you think I'll find Elmo down there?" Again the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?" "Oh no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants".